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9th July – CSH3 – Just Cumming

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Just Cumming set the run in familiar territory not far down the canal road and with the GM Horny Monkey missing, it was a good turn out! We set off and immediately the first few checks confused us and I was playing catch up from the back while Belly Dancer just got everything right!

For some strange reason JC avoided the lovely trails and sent us scrambling along the side of a mountain until we hit a circle check in the middle of nowhere. Finally through the shiggy most people were still together and there were finally some trails to run on – trails that were suddenly familiar as we got onto Bone Hur’s trail ground. A great trail and Chuck Wow was off like a rabbit down the hill. Unfortunately when we hit the road we were around 800m away from the cars.

Mr Poo ran the circle in place of the GM, the highlight of which was surely the interjection of the returning Dick Tracy who seemed catatonic until he spoke.  Good times!

4th July – CH3 Run – Sloppy Rod

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Today was the first Monday run of the new CH3 Monday hash running back on Mondays. After a brief flirt with Tuesday’s we gathered again on Monday for a run set by Sloppy Rod and his evil cohort Square Rooter. Given the location by the hills of Huay Tung Thao, I was dreading a traditional evil S’Root run.

A good sized group showed up and quickly we set off. The checks came quick and fast, with barely a chance to get running again before we hit the next check -where the hell was this going? Left / Right / back again, it was a start designed to confuse us. Sloppy had warned us that Square Rooter had set some evil check backs of V and X checks – well I think I got the worst of it ploughing 200m though scraping brambles only to find a check back that made me nearly collapse and cry. Battered, bruised and DFL…

Not much further we hit a circle check that Chuck Wao screwed up for everyone and we hit the canal bank with regularly balance beams to cross – I bet Dog Shit enjoyed it!  Finally we hit the most confusing part of the trail where every trail seemed to go back on itself and paper was nowhere to be found – there were more paths than jungle and nobody knew where they were! Finally we hit the road and found paper again – who knows how much we missed, but we were back on the way home and the On-In was there.

We moved the circle down the road so we could find some food and the circle started with a monologue – not a speech, a monologue! Timed for 7 minutes without interruptions, with interruptions it took somewhat longer. Finally the hare’s were splashed and dutifully punished for their transgressions. Sloppy is one devious guy and today he had plenty of tricks up his sleeves.

3rd July – CH4 – Knock Out

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Knock Out was the virgin hare today – with some help from her sidekick Mr. Poo. The run site was up the Mae Sa valley at a football field some way past the X-Centre. Given the CSH3 outstation being the day before it was almost like going to a CH4 outstation! For a variety of reasons (politics, the CSH3 outstation, etc.) the turn out was low, but the spirit was good and when Knockout finally did the hare brief we were off.

As Kwazi said, it was ‘cute’ – a nice little run – not so far, but it had a hill that tested Screwed Up. The hares had a cunning plan whereby every single check was straight on – very cunning as all the FRBs failed eventually by guessing it must be a different way this time! Half of the trail was slip sliding along a muddy path that should only be used by elephants – I couldn’t believe the size of the elephant foot print holes, but the elephant feces made the path a little less slippy in places.

The circle was bizarre! Because it was a smaller, more intimate group, it seemed less structured than usual – Kwazi forgot today in history, but made it up instead – Gasman was forcefed gin and tonic willies – Throbbing Ninja randomly interjected and it seemed like none of the ladies could sit on the ice resulting in some random wife swapping for champions! BUT, it was entertaining! Good Work Virgin Hare.

CSH3 Hangover Run – Skid Mark

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Skiddy & Bone Hur got up bright and early to set us a hangover run – and man what a hangover…  I thought drinking with Dead Virgin might have been a mistake, but it was Geisha Gash, Unplugged & Maow who did the damage with their wine etc…  I was feeling destroyed when I w0ke up this morning and found my fridge empty!

Skid Mark must have understood my feelings and set a hangover run that was just about right.  At the first circle the question was is he arcing us left or right – Right looked ominous into the mountains, while left seemed a friendly option – left it was, down the hill, back up the steep hill and it was back to the circle.  What next?  Well it’s clearly the time to start drinking, afterall it’s 5 o’clock somewhere!

A short circle is a good circle – it gave us just the right amount of time to recap the outstation’s key moments – significantly Belly Dancer’s trip in the bathroom and the blood that poured from the back of his head.   It was a good outstation with a good group of people, nicely chilled after recent hashing disagreements. Finally getting to meet Bow Wow and Head Hacker was a highlight for me – particularly Bow Wow demonstrating how to clean herself properly!

4th July – CH3 Run – Square Rooter

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Title: 4th July – CH3 Run – Square Rooter
Location: Huay Tung Thao…
Description: Square Rooter teams up with Sloppy Rod to try and kill us
Date: 2011-07-04

2nd July – CSH3 – Outstation Run – Skid Mark

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Skid Mark and Bone Hur put their heads together to set the run out at the Insda Resort out towards Sameong.  When I drove up to the resort my heart jumped as in all directions there were just sheer cliff like mountains – “this isn’t going to be a flat run…” And given the impossible terrain one immediately wondered how on earth the hares had found any kind of a run out here – the days of scouting must have paid off though as they did a great job of finding a great trail…

Junglicious hit the front and bounded up the hill away from the pack and quickly ran straight through a set of Skiddy Sticks that had everyone back together very quickly – Thanks for the beer guys – just what I needed!  The next circle check was a genius – a hidden path from the other side of a creek – On-On and the trail went up up up – a great view of hashers straggling along the valley to the trail above.

We finally hit the ‘top’ and headed down on slippery mudslide slopes where only Chuck Wao could find a way to run without landing on his ass – more crash awards than any other run in history!  And then we hit road, finally we could run without fear of falling and run I did…  The only thing I missed was paper and ended up running a long way in the wrong direction.  Finally home and after a long wait Belly Dancer came back and we could start the circle.

A large turnout meant circle management was tricky and there were more Yacker Splashes than any other. Fun stuff – now On-On to the food! 😀

22nd May – CH3 Run – Frozen Dick

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Title: 22nd May – CH3 Run – Frozen Dick
Description: Frozen Dick’s CH3 Run
Date: 2012-05-22

8th May – CH3 Run – Mr Poo

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Title: 8th May – CH3 Run – Mr Poo
Description: Mr Poo’s Run
Date: 2012-05-08

24th April – CH3 Run – Screwed Up

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Title: 24th April – CH3 Run – Screwed Up
Description: Screwed Up’s CH3 Run
Date: 2012-04-24

27th March – CH3 Run – Skid Mark

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Title: 27th March – CH3 Run – Skid Mark
Description: Skid Mark’s CH3 Run
Date: 2012-03-27