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Sat 10th Sept – CSH3 – Foxy Cleopatra

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Foxy chose Wat Umong for her debut Saturday run and there was a good turnout again. We set of on a familiar trail with Mr. Poo having a home field advantage. Quickly it was clear the trail was only going to go up, but before it did we twisted around some checks with HRA guilty of some silent running.

As we hit the hills we went up a narrow path made worse because of the rain, and Belly Dancer bailed out, eventually returning mid circle with Screwed Up and Toejam. A circle check at the waterfall tricked Chuck Wao, and enabled young virgin (silent running) Nathan to get clear as we plummeted down the hill back to the cars.

Sups was tragically hungover for the circle and asked Chuck Wao to assist, whereupon Chuck Wao told us longwinded stories about carrots and fish bones! Cheers Foxy!

6th September – CUMH3 – Square Rooter

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I got out of teaching early and dashed towards the run site – only to hit a big traffic jam and ended up being 15 minutes late. Arriving at the A site, there were of course no hasher’s left, and no hare either, so I had to sniff for an out trail. Lung Laa gave me a clue – not quite right, but having gone a good 500m in the wrong direction I found it on my way back.

Great I was off, about 30 mins back there was no way I could catch up, but at least I could get some exercise – until another 200m later I found out why the hare wasn’t at the A – he was too busy re-laying the On-In and removing a section of trail to avoid confusion. Instead it caused me great confusion and delayed me further before I could get going again. It was getting dark as the trail headed into the hills, so I opted out and cut back along the road until I intercepted the trail – with a bit more exploring I intercepted the hare and jogged back.

It seems the other hashers had similar experiences, with lots of confusion at several checks and all aborting the run after a while. At least the beer was cold and the company good – On-On to the next circle.

4th September – CH4 – Foxy Cleopatra

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Foxy teamed up with Itchy Bitchy for today’s run – again from the Ag Centre.  On the drive in I spotted a suspicious square of paper, and sure enough I had some advantage on the early checks.  Straight away a virgin / visitor “Whore Virus” was confused by a cross check – Square Rooter gave him some grief and On-On it was.

HRA and I pulled a sneaky re-route which peeved Chuckie, but we headed towards the hills and on familiar trails the checks were fairly predictable. Chuck Wao, myself and HRA took turns at the front with numerous ‘heinous’ or ‘anus’ tricks being pulled stretching a gap between us and the field.  Fun, fun, fun!

Everyone important got back, and were enjoying cold beers, when someone pointed out the circle hadn’t started…  There was much confusion until we realised that Mr. Poo wasn’t back, whereupon we continued drinking comfortably. When he did show up, he ran the circle and Kwazi was a star with some entertaining ad libing. Chuckie and Gasman kept talking throughout. A good run, good circle and good on-on!

3rd September – CSH3 – His Royal Anus

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HRA set today’s run and as Mr. Poo said, the bits that Cum A Lot set were good…..  From the abandoned house under Doi Kham temple, for once we didn’t set off up the temple steps and we ambled off down the road as Snail Trail – the hash sniff – attempted to confuse us before we got on paper and set off running.  The first check ducked into a field with a big lake – Skid Mark found the trail, while I foolishly took the long way around the lake.

The next couple of checks didn’t do me any favours either and I was playing catch up as we hit the familiar Ag Center running ground. HRA had clearly thought about the checks and did a good job of sending the FRBs in the wrong directions – except for Skid Mark that is. Having scouted every possible route for the 1,000 run, he was honed in on the trail and led the way for much of the run.

Most of the trail was flat, but we finally got into some hills and finally Skid Mark took a wrong turn and Jungle Chim hit the front. We scrambled over a waterfall, which gave Dick Tracy another crash award and a bloody knee. Jungle Chim gleefully led the way, but we didn’t see him again until much later – who knows where he got lost.

The hares had warned us about a dodgy check, and in true hash fashion we screwed it up – but kept going on paper. It seemed like a long run, but was around 6+km and FRBs came in at around 50 minutes. With the celebrated absence of the GM, Pamela ran the circle today and did a great job of keeping it short – while covering all the necessary business – who needs Horny A Monkey?

10th January – CUMH3 – Horny Monkey

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Title: 10th January – CUMH3 – Horny Monkey
Location: TBA
Description: Horny Monkey’s Run
Date: 2012-01-10

27th December – CUMH3 – Byte My Yahoo

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Title: 27th December – CUMH3 – Byte My Yahoo
Description: BMY’s CUMH3 Run
Date: 2011-12-27

16th October – CH4 – Hollow Legs

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Title: 16th October – CH4 – Hollow Legs
Location: TBA
Description: Hollow Legs
Date: 2011-10-16

9th October – CH4 – Belly Dancer

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Title: 9th October – CH4 – Belly Dancer
Location: Run will be 6km down Canal Road from Samoeng junction then ~ 5km up the road HHH signs on right heading towards Ob Kham National Park
Description: A great number run for Belly
Date: 2011-10-09

2nd October – CH4 – Byte My Yahoo

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Title: 2nd October – CH4 – BMY
Location: Doi Saket – passed the turning into the village, look for HHH about 3km further on the left.
Description: BMY sets on Sunday
Date: 2011-10-02

25th September – CH4 – Chuck Wao

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Title: 25th September – CH4 – Chuck Wao
Location: Fire Prevention Centre – 2km south of Suthep Road, on canal road – take U turn and look for HHH on the left.
Description: Chuck Wao Sunday haring
Date: 2011-09-25