Below is a hymnal of regular hash songs you might hear at a Chiang Mai circle. We also have some local songs for some of our regulars…
A – Arseholes
B – Bestiality
Brother Hasher
Bullshit
D – Down Down Song
F – Frenchman
Fuck Off
G – Great big boobies
H – Harriettes Song
Hashy Birthday
He is The Meanest
I – I don’t look good naked any more
K – She likes it in the Kitchen
L – Love Me Tender
M – Me no work
Mrs Murphy
N – No No No
P – Pissonya
Publicly Pissed On
R – Returnees song
S – She Shut Up
Small Dick
Soldier Song
Stupid
V – Virgin Song
W – Why Was She Born
Y – You’re A Shitty Hare
The Chiang Mai Down Down Song
He’s So Blue,
He’s a pisshead through and through,
He’s a bastard, got no class,
If you don’t drink it down,
We’ll ram it up your ass.
Arseholes
Arseholes are cheap today
Cheaper than yesterday
Little ones are half a crown
Standing up or bending down
Larger ones are three and six
Because they have larger pricks
Arseholes are cheap today
Buy yours today
Bestiality
CHORUS:
Bestiality’s best, boys,
Bestiality’s best – FUCK A WALLABY!
Bestiality’s best, boys,
Bestiality’s best.
Ram your log up a dog, boys…
Put your sperm in a worm, boys…
Throw your goo in a shrew, boys…
Do it funky with a monkey, boys…
Brother Hasher
Here’s to brother hasher
Brother hasher, brother hasher
Here’s to brother hasher
May he chug-a-lug
He’s happy, he’s jolly,
He’s fucked up by golly,
Here’s to brother hasher
May he chug-a-lug
Bullshit
Bullshit! Bullshit!
It all sounds like bullshit to me, to me!
Bullshit! Bullshit!
It all sounds like bullshit to me, to me!
Down Down Song
This is your down down song,
It isn’t very long,
Drink it down, down…
French Man
A Frenchman went to the lavatory
To have him a jolly good shit,
He took his coat and trousers off
So that he could revel in it.
But when he reached for the paper
He found that someone had been there before,
“Ou est le papier?”
Ou est le papier?
Monsieur, monsieur, J’at fait manure.
Ou est le papier?
Fuck Off
Fuck Off Ya Cunt,
Fuck Off Ya Cunt,
Fuck Off Ya Cunt, Fuck Off!
Fuck Off Ya Cunt,
Fuck Off Ya Cunt,
Fuck Off Ya Cunt, Fuck Off!
(Family Friendly Version)
Piss Off Ya Bum,
Piss Off Ya Bum,
Piss Off Ya Bum, Piss Off!
Piss Off Ya Bum,
Piss Off Ya Bum,
Piss Off Ya Bum, Piss Off!
Great Big Boobgies
Well she’s got great big boobies
Like them porno movies
And she can suck a golfball through a garden hose
Well she shaves her beaver
And I’ll never leave her
And just get her drunk, and anything goes
Harriettes Song
She’s a harriette and she’s ok,
She fucks all night and she runs all day,
She wears high heels, a mini skirt,
Suspenders and no bra,
She gives an awesome blow job,
Just like her dear papa!
Hashy Birthday
Hashy Birthday, Fuck You,
Hashy Birthday, Fuck You,
Hashy Birthday, Hashy Birthday,
Hashy Birthday, Fuck You!
He is the Meanest
He’s the meanest,
He sucks the horse’s penis,
He’s the meanest,
He’s a horse’s ass.
Ever since he found it,
All he does is pound it,
He’s the meanest,
He’s a horse’s ass.
I don’t look good naked any more
I don’t look good naked any more
I’m a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I’m doing
I won’t fit through the door
And I don’t look good naked any more
She likes it in the kitchen
She likes it in the kitchen
She likes it in the kitchen
She likes it in the kitchen
And by kitchen I mean ass
Love Me Tender
Love me tender, love me sweet,
Wrap your lips around my meat.
Hold me close and watch me grin,
As I dribble down, down, down…
Me no work
Me no work
Me no care
Me go marry millionaire
When he die
Me no cry
Me go find some other guy
Mrs Murphy
Take it in your hand Mrs. Murphy,
For it only weighs a quarter of a pound,
It’s got hair on its neck like a turkey,
And it cums when you jerk it up and down, down, down..
No No No
No, No, No,
Bad, Bad, Bad,
Down, Down, Down!
Pissonya
Pissanya, Pissanya, Pissanya
In Russia it means “I love ya”
If I had my way I’d Pissanya all day.
Pissanya, Pissanya, Pissanya
Shitanya, Shitanya, Shitanya
In Russia it means “I love ya”
If I had my way I’d Shitanya all day.
Shitanya, Shitanya, Shitanya
Tsunami, tsunami, tsunami
In Russia it means you love me
If I had my way you’d tsunami all day
Tsunami, tsunami, tsunami
Publicly Pissed On
He ought to be publicly pissed on,
He ought to be publicly shot,
He ought to be tied to a shithouse,
And left there to fester and rot.
Returnees song
Where, where, were you last week?
Why did you make us hash all alone?
You fat, lazy bastards, you weren’t even here
So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer
Down, down, drink it all down
Why did you make us hash all alone?
She Shut Up
Thank God she finally shut up,
She’s always fucking bitchin,
So drink your beer, get out of here,
And get back in the kitchen!
Small Dick
Well it’s not too long and it’s not too think,
It gets hard too slow and it cums too quick,
It gets lost in her twat, but it’s all that he’s got,
It’s a small, small dick.
It’s a small dick after all,
It’s a small dick after all,
Always limp from alcohol
It’s a small, small dick!
Soldier Song
Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be,
To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee,
For cunt, for cunt, for country and for queen..
Asshole, asshole, ashhole, asshole
Drink it down, down, down, down
Stupid
You’re stupid, you’re stupid,
You’re really fucking dumb,
If it wasn’t for your mother,
You’d be a spot of cum!
Virgin Song
Virgins, meet the hashers,
We’re the biggest drunks in history,
From the, town of Chiang Mai,
We’re the leaders in debauchery!
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years,
Join us, as we drink a lot of beers,
Down, down, down, down……
Why Was She Born
Why was she born so beautiful?
Why was she born at all?
She’s no fucking use to anyone,
She’s no fucking use at all.
She’s may be a joy to her mother,
But she’s a pain in the asshole to me!
You’re A Shitty Hare
You should have used more flour or chalk
We tried to follow trail, but it was all fucked
It sucked, you suck
We wanted to drink Tiger or Laos
But lost on your trail, we’d have settled for Chang
It sucked, you suck
You’ve got to hold on to the drink that you’ve got
It doesn’t make a difference if it’s beer or a shot
Where were all the checks that you forgot, on trail?
You’re drinking a lot
Ohhhhhh there was no beer out there!
Wooooo oh! You’re a shitty hare
Take some flour and use it out there
Wooooo oh! You’re a shitty hare
You’re a shitty hare
So drink it down down down down