Suckit is generally known as a good hare, and today was no exception. His reputation drew a reasonable crowd to the Chiangmai Underground Male Hash (CUMH3) for their memorable 400th run. For a change Suckit had us drive around the back of the mountain to attack his usual area from the other side. He did warn us that we may run into old paper from the last run he set there, but as always it just seemed like a complete maze to me!
As we set off it seemed like Suckit had set the dogs loose and followed them with orange postits and powder – and before setting off he’d fed them some weird drug to make them explore the area in completely random tangents. I couldn’t figure out where we were heading, so a couple of checks completely confused us. Bizarrely (or maybe not) towards the end of the run we came running up behind Screwed Up who appeared to be guarding a circle while Frozen Dick, Belly Dancer and Superman set off to look for paper…???? We all know Superman is the master short cutter, but had he really led the rest astray?
The rest of the FRBs also charged off looking for paper in completely the wrong direction – afterall we were all completely disoriented! Had Graven Image been there, his GPS would have kicked in, but instead it was Greasy Gorilla who spotted a trail in a ‘Dykie’ check – back the way we’d come. Many hashers were caught the wrong side of a ravine, which left HRA and Chuck Wao some running to catch up. Both HRA and Chuck Wao (along with Horny Monkey) were spotted short cutting a little loop – the racist basturds! As it happened they ran the wrong way at the On-In and rightly came in behind Greasy.
The circle was concise and fun rounding off a good weekend of hashing – time to let these legs rest up until Saturday!