BUGGER! I just lost my write up… Version 2 is certainly not going to be as eloquent, but fuck it.
How should a hare prepare to set a run?? Scouting? Laying Trail? Not getting horrendously drunk the night before? Getting bombarded with emotional bullshit throughout the day? Avoiding Cool Ball’s killer hill runs? Whatever the rule book is, I threw it out the window and did it a bit differently.
I arrived at the run site 15 minutes earlier, so I could place a beer stop before hand. When the songthaew arrived, I asked Lung La to meet us at 700 year stadium to bring us back, a secret that he divulged to Itchy Bitchy – which explains how she got all the checks right on the 2nd half of the run!
Apparently the first check bought be an extra 5 minutes as Frozen Dick was the one to find it – with Skiddy determined I was going for my favourite hole in the wall – not this time. I was jogging away at the front – at one point I nearly called ONON, and at another I heard the ghost of Human Excrement chasing me. As it happened they didn’t get close – but I was fortunate with many FRBs fleeing the country to avoid the tussle with me!
The finish was across the dam behind 700 year stadium, and when they saw the OnIn the race started… until they realised how far it was! When she saw her chance Nutcracker (under training from Hollow Legs) sprinted ahead, and “WON” the hash for the first time… Did she get the wings? Hell no! Quiet Please shouted foul abusive language at me and lost her chance, so it was Big Top for the female wings.