(Alice)
Shagless and DGI put matrimonial harmony behind them to set a scenic and challenging 4.5km course out in the wilds 15Km down Samoeng Rd.
Sadly the wilds are being ripped up, tamed, fenced and planted but let’s enjoy ’em while we can. A fair sized crowd were informed it was a B to A so we jumped in the red truck and The Shag-mobile for the bumpy haul to the B. It seemed way more than 4.5km, plus the hare told us it was undulating and mostly downhill. Mmm. Scepticism ruled.
Trail was clearly marked in bent over long strips and the pack were asked to look for 2000 THB that DGI might have dropped. Sadly no finders and sadly no full body searches of returning male hashers by DGI.
Initially we climbed up a bit into forest and then the trail headed down a spur and along a deep valley side, with Shagless viewing our efforts from far away across the void.
Sex Pistol found that On On and we piled into orchards and across farmlands, thru fields of tiny fresh painted pepper plants.
The hardest check had three silent baskets going left downhill, possibly Poo, Just Jim and SheepShagger? Chucky and KO were calling loudly but in vain as was Alice down the right drop off the spur. The pack huffed and puffed by no trail was forthcoming.
In a moment of genius, KO wandered off to water the daisies and HRA stumbled into her mid squat. A squark sent him off at a tangent and Alice spied him nimbly stepping diagonally away downhill. Suddenly the demon designer gave a skip and a HoHo, then a HoHoHo. Bloody hell, thought Alice, he’s practising for next December! An ear blasting OnOn! made all clear and we were off again. At the next check, HRA gave Alice first choice and he fcuked it up naturally. HRA found paper and the pack piled through.
A long and sometimes iffy downward stretch was shared with ABB, SheepShagger and Obscene who took delight in flying suicidally down the worst sections.
Finally we were on concrete for the last steep bit and back down to the overgrown footy field A. Very nice job DGI and Shagless. Not sure, with all the bickering about who forgot the staplers and the paper etc., who was the boss hare, but I think Eve trumped Adam, and didn’t she let him know!
Frozen and Tiptoe made it home as the circle was getting started and Pussy Galore was pleased with her evening’s yomp and gave us her classic ‘Little Brown Cow’ rendition when called to the circle.
Friendly and tasty OnOnOn at DGI neice’s new place opposite Pasta e Basta. 150 THB for buffet chicken, pork, salad and friend mash potatoes. Yum yum.